that post about ‘the patti lupone you know is already dead and gone’ sends me every fucking time. i love that stupid post. it’s so fucking funny.
this is peak humour kadjfk;lasjflka;sjfl
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honestly? fruit is love. peeling an orange and sharing the segments. that post about the husband making an apple & cheese platter for his wife. I bought a cantaloupe at the store and was too tired to cut it up, and then this morning my dad said “hey I cut up that cantaloupe for you it’s in the fridge.” cherries on top of milkshakes with two straws. a margarita with a lime slice purchased at a bar for a potential lover. fruit is love
Love wins 😌
And a version for my aro/ace/not interested in kissing for whatever reason siblings:
And you just know there's at least a few out there:
Botanic Tournament : Aromatic Herbs and Spices Bracket !
Round 2 Part 2 Poll 1
Mint :
Nepeta/Catnip :
throwing this at you all. cannot let precious nepeta lose
This is the only tiktok where the automated voice actually adds to the cinematic experience
freedom
This is absolutely what a cats internal monologue is like <3
Actually Ive decided to be angry now